you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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