hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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