I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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