I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
