Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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