dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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