I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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