She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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