Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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