I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
