Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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