North Korea, Best Korea!
She said her name was "party"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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