a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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