They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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