Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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