Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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