She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
PANTIES FOUND
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