she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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