We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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