Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This is not my ceiling
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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