yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
so much tequila, so little girl.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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