My nipple is on Facebook.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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