Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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