Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
