Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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