Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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