she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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