One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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