put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
