Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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