You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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