btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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