no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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