Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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