i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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