Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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