NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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