what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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