covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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