Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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