I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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