I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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