I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
