seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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