just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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