I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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