My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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