Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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