this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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