love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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