with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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