I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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