big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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