Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My ass is underappreciated
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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