i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Randomize