do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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