There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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