Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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