ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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