Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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