So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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