shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize