Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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