I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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