I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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